There was nothing on television last night after Supernatural, so we turned on Cops. Three cops had someone arrested and sitting on the curb. A neighbor guy, complete with scraggly hair and trucker cap comes down the street to the cops to see what is going on. Now, he was walking almost sideways, kept bumping into things, staggering, and was carrying an open can of Budweiser. And he walked right up to the cops. The cops just laughed, took his beer, and cuffed him for public intoxication. And he was all like, “huh?” 

Idiot.

Oh. And who has the power to bring together The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snoop Dogg, Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, John Legend, Black Eyed Peas, Fall Out Boy, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, Korn, and Faith Hill and Tim McGraw for a massive concert?

Apparently Al Gore does.