I saw some interesting news bites this morning, so I thought I would share.

1. Is your husband making you fat?  Why yes, actually his work schedule makes us eat dinner at 8:00 pm.
2. Man gives 40mm shell to kids to play with; 2 killed Asshole. Too bad he didn't blow himself up.
3. Dad kills daughter's accused molester  Good for him.
4. Farmers: Cows moo with twang.  AHAHA!

Ernesto is heading straight for us, in time to ruin all the festivals in town. I was planning to eat my way through Cambria City on Friday, starting with shepard's pie and soda bread @ St. Columba's, then onto pierogi and haluski @ St. Mary's, and then some German potato cakes @ Immaculate Conception. Darn weather. Looks like rain Saturday too to ruin my friend's pig roast party on Saturday. Crap. That's a good party too, tons of food, a bonfire, a DJ, and this year he got professional fireworks. At least Sunday looks good for my dad's B-day party.

Oh, and I joined a gym yesterday. Wish me luck.

I forgot to mention that kittydimpleshad a good post yesterday about how to be a good wife, from 1955. I'm sure some of you would enjoy it.